Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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π Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
β Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
β Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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π¬ Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 π) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 π) will be removed.
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π΄ββ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
SΓ, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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πΏ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
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Funnily enough, hardcore liquor doesn't seem to affect them much.
I was 21, and poured myself a shot of Bacardi 151. This is a liquor so strong they stopped making it because people were going to the hospital. Jack Danials whisky is 80 proof. Bacardi 151 is 151 proof. So just barely shy of being twice as strong as Jack Danials.
Anyways, I pour myself a shot, and don't drink it. I get up, go to the kitchen to see if I still have any gatoraide left.
I come back with 2 bottles, and my shot is gone. I'm like "......I know I didn't drink it....." and I was failing to think of a reasonable explaination for what just happened. Then I see my cat looking at the end of the table looking guilty. I was like "OH GOD NO!!!!"
But it was 4am. There are no vets open at 4am.
I was like "Well, I don't know what to tell you. Even if a vet were open, I'm waaaay too drunk to drive right now. You better just stay alive, you sneaky little shit. Oh....I don't mean that. I don't want that to be the last thing I say to you. Come here, let me hug you."
And she vomited all over me. And I said "Hopefully thats good. C'mon, lets go feed you some more food so you can vomit more."
She wouldn't eat. I stayed up until 7am, called the taxi place (because this story was in 2003 before uber), and told them I needed an emergancy taxi. And explained why.
The vet saw her, and said one shot of alcohol wasn't enough to kill a cat. I explained how strong this stuff was, but he said she wouldn't die.
She did however hate all noise for the next day, and prefered darkness. And then I realized "oh my god, my cat is legitimately hung over....."
The day after that she was fine. And I never left open alcohol near her ever again. Not even beer.
I got nerd sniped by 151 being "nearly twice as strong" as 80. Not because 151 isn't 160, but because you can't get stronger than pure ethanol at 200 proof. (Other alcohols, additives and dehydrating agents notwithstanding.)
From a certain perspective then, 200 proof would count as infinitely strong, and that's reflected in the difficulty that exists in distilling pure ethanol. This is a lot like the amount of effort required to reach light speed, so maybe "relativistic" mathematics is required here.
Sooo, from this particular ~reference frame~ perspective, 151 is about "twice" 91 proof, and "twice" 80 proof is about 138, assuming I haven't messed up the calculations.
And if my even sketchier algebra is right, 151 proof is about 2.324 "times" 80 proof.
(This would have been a lot funnier if 151 had turned out to be exactly "twice" 80 under this system, but alas it is not.)
Happens to me all the time too
You better stay alive, you sneaky little shit
It doesn't seem to affect me much.