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I will never forget that company I used to work for before I moved which was like: "Yeah we need you to bring in 12500€/month so you finance your own salary + bring in 100% in profit, we literally don't care how long it takes lol". I had months where I worked one week, hit that line and then had the rest of the month as vacation lmao.
I'd love if they had reasonable targets that being efficient made you have feee time.
When I asked my boss how do I manage 40 hours if I finish some tasks faster than others, they were like "just let me know what that happens, I need to give you more work" lol
Which if you have a cool boss will be "tell me" wink wink and you might do a little extra just as a treat. If you have a shit boss it'll be "take more anyway you seem like you're not busy".
Yeah boss totally, you got it