this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Back when I was married

So you're not married to her anymore?

my kids are going to be X-Men

So you haven't had kids with the woman you used to be married to, but you still intend to have kids with her in the future?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Clearly they're x-children

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

His sperm has been mutated

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sigh. 🤦‍♂️ Are you doing this on purpose?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doing what? Pedantically over-analyzing everyone's comments? I would NEVER! 🤭

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pendantry? on my nerdy forum?

it's more likely than you think