Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down from a duck.

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Last night I dreamt I ate my pillow.

When I woke up I was a bit down in the mouth.

[–] newbeni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mary Poppins!

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

THAT'S where I got that from. I remember now. THANKS!