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Oof Unity is just bad luck. Most other tech stocks have done well.
Most big tech will vest monthly/quarterly and you can setup an auto sell when your stock has vested. This is literally cash in your bank account every vesting period.
I wish every company would adopt quarterly vesting. Yearly vesting schedules are obnoxious and can really screw people over.