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Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All wars are secretly about magic bones.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well oil is made up of pureed dead shit soooo

[–] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn't true, you're spreading misinformation. Dick Cheney is actually a lich*.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure he's a lichen

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

Remember the good old days, when Dick Cheney was the most evil thing you could imagine?