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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Philosophers write all that fully intending to conclude that life has no meaning.

Now if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna take the other photo, retire to my quarters, and beat my dick until it calls the police.

Why? It will already have been beaten.