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[–] DarthPub@retrofed.com 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can’t believe anyone would besmirch the good name of sex toys by making them in the shape of trump! Our body cavities deserve so much better!!!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 1 month ago

I think a lot of them are for littering at ICE centers.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Wait until the stock goes on bulk closing sale, then buy them and huck them at ICE vehicles