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Remember that time that God told Moses to strike the rock so that the people could drink water. Later, Moses struck the rock again without instruction from God, and God was all like, "oh, that's cool. I'm a super-chill and reasonable being; you don't gotta ask me for permission to end your own suffering."
Oh wait, I'm misremembering what God said. I believe it was actually something along the lines of, "I'll fucking kill you, Moses. I'm gonna make you slave and toil to bring these people, who I've expressed nothing but hated for, to the land that you've dreamt of seeing, and then I'm gonna fucking kill you right before you get to see it. You know what, motherfucker? Write that shit down. You're gonna write a fucking book about how powerful I am compared to you little shits, and you're gonna write about your little fuck-up, and how I'll fucking kill you. I decide when the suffering ends!"
So, yeah. Let's assume that so these pious assholes and their moody invisible friend are right/real. What part of their book has ever indicated that God wants them accelerating his plans?