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Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
Holy...
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.
What the fuck.
It's real.
Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn't be real. It's bananas.
"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"
You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw
I already knew that, unfortunately!
in his youth he would eat roadkill.
Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??
The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It's fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.
There's no need to waste any time thinking about that guy. He's just a huge piece of shit doing shitty things to America, similar to most of the pedo-hitler administration, but usually weirder.
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.
I've completely lost respect for her
She's always been a talentless gold digger.