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This burrito math doesn't add up (lemmy.ml)
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[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I feel like there's probably a legal reason it's called "beefy" and not "beef".

[–] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago

It is USDA Grade D beef and various fillers, mostly fiber. Alpo brand dog food utilizes USDA Grade C beef, for reference. The USDA is an excellent example of regulatory capture, likely making Grade D beef even worse than you were already imagining.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Beefish*

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

50% beef, 50% fish?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You really don't wanna know.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

think smaller. think more legs.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

"I can't believe it's not beef" brand beefy granules with genuine imitation beef flavour.