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[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking christ now I'm going to half to explain math and deep time to my mother and mother in law again.

"1d10, I just read that the universe is ending soon"

[–] BadlyDrawnRhino@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I saw an article that said the universe is going to end in 10.78 years!" "10 to the power of 78, not 10 point 7 8..." "That's what I said! That's less than eleven years!"

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

10^78 years. 10.78 is known to be be almost 11 years, and a dumb way to express exponents even if it is done.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's my mom. I've spent a lot of time lately explaining what click-bait articles are, and how they have very misleading headlines, and you can't just read the headline and think you know the story.

We live in Florida, and I just showed her a headline that said that Disney was closing down the Hollywood Studios location, but they worded the headline without a "the" or "a". - "Disney closes Hollywood Studios Location." It sounds like Hollywood Studios is closing, a major development if true.

But when you read the article, it isn't "the" Hollywood Studios location that was shut down, it was "a" Hollywood Studios location that was shut down, an old tribute to animation exhibit, which is due to be replaced with an updated one. So not the entire Hollywood Studios, as the headline implied, just a small section of it.

It wasn't even a new story, the old location has been closed for years, and this replacement exhibit was announced a long time ago. So they ran a headline implying that an entire Disney theme Park was closing down, when they were just updating an exhibit, like they do every single day.

She's always telling me about a major corporate chain that is closing, because she read a misleading headline about how they are closing 10 stores, without mentioning that they are also opening 100, so it sounds like the chain is out of business. Every time we pass a Cracker Barrel, she wonders out loud when they are finally going to close down after she read that click-bait headline 3 years ago. I'm tired of explaining that one, so I just say I don't know, I hate them, so I hope it's soon.