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[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 130 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

My wife and I were hanging out in the living room, and my 5 year old came out and politely said "Mommy, Daddy, I just wanted you to know that nothing is wrong and you don't need to come into my room."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, mine has done the same thing.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a parent, but when I hear stuff like that, even I get shivers up my spine

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that one post forced update screen in Windows 10: “Your files are exactly where you left them”

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus christ, that's like a perfect opening line for a PSX horror game bwahaha

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't you listen? There was nothing!

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

He had spilled something quite badly, I don't remember what it's been more than 10 years, but then he had covered it up just as badly in true little kid fashion. Like, vaguely put a piece of paper over it.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You cant leave us hanging! @Ellvix@lemmy.world

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That means to immediately investigate what's going on in the room.

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yup. We were joking about it when he was much older, he remembered the event, and remembered legitimately thinking it was a good idea to disuade us. He made a mess, didn't want to get caught, and thought "I better let them know everything is ok. Then they won't come check."