My FIL just knew that the covid shots were going to kill my wife and I. The goalposts kept moving after we survived each alleged length of time without dying. Last one was "You'll die in 30 years because of the covid vaccine".

Wtf? I ride a motorcycle. And I'm in my 40's. I spend time in small aircraft sometimes. I'm 100% positive I'll die in the next 30 years from something.

Edit: My rambling inebriated comment reminded me that I've somehow managed to avoid covid completely. I've either never had it, or it was such a mild case that I didn't even notice. Thanks vaccines, I get to die in 30 years instead of a few years ago.