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RFK Jr. Claims Anti-Protein Extremists Left Head Of Lettuce On His Doorstep (theonion.com)
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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

green is the color of EVIL!!!!!!

[–] Milksteaks@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hes gotta wash off the taint of that lettuce by swimming in some sewage filled water with his grandkids

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 months ago

He's going to snort some beef protein isolate off of a toilet, now.