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[โ€“] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would it make more enticing if I was to say my wife is a retired dentist?

[โ€“] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

Forgot to mention, I will offer Ardbeg Uigeadail as a preparatory sedative. The only condition is you need to take it neat.