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On the one hand he's incredibly unhealthy.
On the other he has access to capitalist presidential necromancy and his family history is one of long lived people.

If he does die do you think it will be

  • Poisoned by a eunuch jaby-vance
  • Rage induced heart explosion?
  • An accident, like falling off a roof?
  • Assassinated by a chud/comrade/liberal?
  • Death from supercovid or birdflu or another disease?
  • Just old age death?
  • Sewerslide?
  • Some sort of catastrophe?
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[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

He bloody better. I'm dreaming of the day he gets convicted of treason and you lot hand him the death penalty. Pretty sure that shit would get televised.