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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if I, a european, could get enlisted with ICE. Would they be dumb enough for that?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 30 points 7 months ago

You seriously need to ask? I'll bet you just act like an angry moronic asshole, and you're qualified!

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They'd probably hire you, but then you'd have some trouble when they need your identifying documents for tax purposes/to get you on the payroll.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 7 months ago

i wonder if they are paying under the table too.