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They didn't need to make separations with me

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[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 0 points 8 months ago

Granted, a mammoth's tusk shoots out of your jaw, filling your mouth to the point of almost choking you. What kills you is the sudden weight of the giant ivory loop that snaps your neck.