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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The orphans that were not crushed while the orphan crushing machine was unplugged, will they be spared, or just be placed back on the conveyor belt?

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Back on the belt, of course.

[–] ivanovsky@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Not to worry. An extra orphan crushing machine can be provisioned now to deal with the backlog.