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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 176 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

It's literally this fucking meme every time.

People get told over and over to vote Democrat to prevent fascism, and when the fascists end up elected, the Democrats just fucking collaborate with them anyways. No wonder they're scared of Mamdani.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 26 points 10 months ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

By now I think you should vote 3rd party. No, the dems aren't as bad as the fascists, but they won't save you from them either.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Absolutely. We need ranked choice voting to prevent spoiler effect. NYC used it well!

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's Italian fascits vs. German fascists.

Nazi collaborators aren't remembered fondly either.

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[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

The onion used to be satire

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

did the dems cave already?

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They had a meeting on Thursday to discuss caving, not even two full days after landslide victories all over your country.

Weak sauce politicians need to be replaced with progressives that are unbought and unchained from towing the status quo line.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian... but have to keep an eye on the dumpster fire the neighbours keep trying to put out with kerosene

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As am I, that's why I say "your country" because I am honest about not having a dog in this fight no matter how much it affects our country.

The problem with dumpster fires is that some idiots on our side of the border think they can get ahead if they light our dumpsters on fire too.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Am I pissed?

Yes.

Are people going to get their SNAP so they can eat and will federal employees start getting paid again and will we avoid a catastrophic holiday travel season and can we shut the government down again in a few months if Republicans don't honor their word, which they won't?

Yes.

This only keeps the government open a while longer. If they fuck around again, they can find out again.

I'd like to think this is a strategy on the Dem's part to show the country that the Republican party is willing to repeatedly shut down the government and hurt Americans instead of coming to the table and negotiating and that the Dems want to make sure people don't starve. I doubt that's it and it's most likely just cowards within the party caving to corporate interests.

Primary them.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They can just pass a budget with a simple majority in January, the republicans have no reason to honor anything they agreed to. The democrats sold out their position.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

They did this to head off a left reaction. That is all.

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