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Medicare Will Start Paying AI Companies a Share of Any Claims They Automatically Reject (futurism.com)
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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well I'm sure it'll be all fair and definitely not
DENIED
DENIED
DENIED
DENIED
DENIED CHACHING
DENIED CHACHING
CHACHING
CHACHING
CHACHING

Oh no, that'll deffo not happen. No way!!!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Going to be weird when they let Luigi Mangione out and the head of CMS immediately unalives.

[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We can say die.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

We can, but it's getting deeper than that. Algorithmic censorship is leading to changes in the real world English language.

[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Die

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unalive

I'm ~~doing~~ downvoting my ~~part~~ post

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No no, it doesn't say Die Bart Die. It's french, for The Bart The!

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

It's not french it's German!

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is just wealth transfer to keep another AI company afloat. Most of them live and die on investor cash, and never turn a profit.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Given the answers we know they want this should be a pretty profitable business.

print "denied"

Done, and my entire company infastructure is a raspberry pi.