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[–] Cian@hispagatos.space 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

@LadyMeow @drolex Just choose the way

In the picture is written "Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual. Seen among others Luiggi Mangione.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Orcas…?

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 11 months ago

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.