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Anon starts to believe (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don't actually fertilize my lawn.)

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, didn't think about that. Thanks!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 11 months ago

I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Sounds vaguely socialist

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

The snow must grow!