thepenismightier

Lower for agriculture workers under certain circumstances.

The guy who made the electric babysitter...

Normally I don't advocate the death penalty.

It's exactly like that.

To be fair, there is a nonzero chance that there will be beachfront property in AZ in the next century now so...

Yeah a disposable phone is bonkers. An old phone minus SIM set up for photos/video, offline maps, and mesh network messages with encrypted storage and no biometrics is plenty.

Yes.

They gonna send in the Marines?

Read the article it's literally in the first sentence.

They're asking people to stay home in the entire state...

Idk it probably feels pretty fucking badass to be so influential that the world leaders in indiscriminate murder are forced to deport you instead of bulldozing you into a shallow grave in the desert...