tekeous

joined 2 years ago
 

A two panel image were in the first panel a woman dressed in jogging shoes and casual clothing with a label that says “run” In the second panel the same woman is dressed in a professional working uniform with the label “run as administrator”.

 

An image of a small pet turtle on a laptop keyboard about to take a chomp out of a green icon on the screen(which is actually LINE not excel but whatever)

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

now that’s a meme I can bark at

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 11 points 4 months ago

I listened to these urges and I’m enby now

 

An old lady in a pink dress is reaching for the door on the left that is labeled “exit”. A man in a yellow shirt strikes a pose going through the door on the right labeled “dramatic exit”

 

A meme with the text “f you share this, a goth girl with 5'3, no piercing, no tattoo, and no attitude will visit you in the next 24 hours

"Can i get goth girl, no piercings?" No piercings?! "And hold the tattoos!" Hold the tattoos?! "And hold the attitude!" HOLD THE ATTITUDE?! Hey Jimmy,get me a goth with nuthin”

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

what does this say about me 😳

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 3 points 5 months ago

quality meme

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, screw that

When I theme MY system and say I want Dracula on every app I want Dracula on every app I don’t give a fuck what the developer thinks

 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago

based quacker

 
 
 
 
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 28 points 6 months ago

Sounds like a mouthful

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I actually don’t know what I’m into more, a short queen who I could just put in my pocket, or a tall Amazon gf to help me reach the top shelf

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 8 points 6 months ago
[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 22 points 6 months ago

Gorillas can’t melt steel beams

[–] tekeous@beehaw.org 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help

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