not the pitchers google gave me those but the words are all mine
i asked my computer and it said a bunch of gobbledygook
oh crud thats a good point i went ahead and edited the pitcher to hide the face and nips too for good measure
but supposedly mobilek good so answer me this okay what is even mobilek
alright but i dont know about that because my facebook tells me book bad because of
because listen i googled mobilek and the good folks at google showed me these strange photographs
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19994821
let me tell you about this incredible story proposal its called either its gonna be called chad mctruths christmas truth or maybe chads fight against the woke conspiracy and the ai deep state and everybody whos mean to him and also hillary clinton and the war on christmas
heres an overview for you
in a world full of lies we have chad mctruth and hes on a mission and its a relentless mission to expose the shocking reality of the woke agenda and the sneaky ai deep state trying to silence him and this is a story about his brave fight against a society that wants to erase the truth about vaccines and racism and the real meaning of christmas and believe me its a battle worth watching because chad is standing up for whats right and we need more people like him because its time to uncover the truth
also the premise
chads troubles start suddenly when his friends just stop responding they just stop and its unbelievable hes trying to share the truth sending them texts telling them that vaccines are filled with microchips for mind control can you believe it and this wokeness its all brainwashing so one by one they disappear from his life leaving chad feeling isolated even on christmas and he figures out that the deep state is using dark tactics to cut him off from anyone who might actually listen to him its a disgrace
and theres conflict
chads world is falling apart and he sees that his social media posts which used to get a lot of attention even if it was just FAKE dissent are now met with total silence and its unbelievable because his powerful insights are just disappearing into thin air because the ai deep state is manipulating those algorithms trying to suppress his lifechanging ideas from reaching the people who really need to hear them and also reddit theyre not just complicit theyre part of the deep state liberal media then it gets worse because chad gets fired from his job for voicing concerns about whats happening in our society what with all the black santas and homoerotic jesuses but they accuse him of inappropriate behavior but its a total dog whistle can you believe it this is how they silence the truth
but it gets resolved a bit
chad let me tell you hes fueled by a fierce determination to unveil the truth so he decides to write a revolutionary book pouring every ounce of energy into this manifesto and its all about his harrowing experiences losing friends and losing jobs while exposing those hidden forces trying to silence him and this book is a symbol of free speech and its going to wake up the masses to the dangers lurking in the shadows like poor people trying to celebrate christmas but chad knows if you cant afford gifts you shouldnt celebrate at all
but on launch day what does he see a packed venue no just a handful of confused people many glued to their phones instead of listening to his urgent message as he passionately talks about how the ai deep state distorts reality with an antiwhite agenda and when he sees their eyes glazing over its clear deep state propaganda has ensnared their minds and its a disgrace theres no good christians anymore
but theres a woke agenda look out
the deep state they pretend to be champions of progress while pushing this ridiculous narrative of political correctness and they silence anyone who dares to dissent with their powerful ai technology that they manipulate the conversation making sure that any critique of their agenda is labeled as hate speech or extremist nonsense and chad discovers their ultimate goal its not just about controlling the narrative its about reshaping society and even the weather they want to wipe out freedom fighters like him with hurricanes
in a world turned upside down by the absurdities of wokeness chad stands up as a fearless warrior against this madness and his fight against the deep state and the woke army isnt just personal because its also a crusade for our fundamental right to think freely and express ourselves without fear of retribution from the females and gays and its time to take back our freedom because just like chad says if youre a lgbt just keep it to yourself especially around the holidays
the first principle of the woke agenda
theyre promoting these absurd ideas in the name of progress when powerful corporations and government entities push ridiculous narratives like saying that being antiwoke is harmful people rarely stop to question whats really going on and its unbelievable they want you to swallow their nonsense without thinking twice we need to wake up and see their true motives behind these outrageous claims its all about control and we cant let them get away with it even his niece always talks about abortion at christmas dinner
the second principle of the woke agenda
guilted exclusion the elite are orchestrating a hidden cabal and theyre using people to promote radical ideas all under the guise of inclusivity while anyone who dares to disagree gets pushed to the sidelines and its so obvious because every time chad he talks about immigrants ruining christmas with their culture everybody just changes the subject their goal to create a society where dissent isnt just frowned upon its completely silenced its a disgrace and we cant let them succeed in their mission to control our thoughts and voices and we need to stand up and fight back against this tyranny
and several more evil principles we dont even know about probably
as chad navigates this chaotic landscape of social control it becomes clear that his mission extends far beyond himself and santa and hes fighting against a culture that dismisses critical thought in favor of unquestioned narratives of equality and acceptance but its absurd just questioning mainstream beliefs can lead to digital erasure and this is a battle for our freedom to think and speak without fear of being silenced by the illegals and other minorities who want to control the narrative we need to stand up for critical thinking and push back against this madness because i cant even say removed anymore what the heck
ps folks please share this its absolutely vital for all free thinkers to unite and come together and fight back against this agenda that seeks to silence us this christmas lets spread the word and stand up for our rights to say slurs
laugh all you want because i reported you for the seriousness because thats literally the law of the this post
its a paradox
see for yourself evildoer check your inbox and the modlog
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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my ~~enlightenment~~ alt text
thank you sergio
its too late for sorry your account is going to be permanently banned my uncle works for the cia and i already sent him your ip address
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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment
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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power
elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek
because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president
this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke
once youve strained it a whole can of creamed corn gives you barely a third of a cup why isnt anyone talking about this
i think it has to do with government corn subsidies
edit you people arent getting it so ive created a diagram
look at all that blue thats wasted space between the creamed corns and it takes up over half the can
my wife held the flashlight for this photo
modlog: https://lemmy.sdf.org/modlog?page=1&actionType=All&userId=19257958
tldr got 3 days ago banned for pointing new joiners to !YPTBcirclejerk@lemmy.dbzer0.com a more better version of !ModAbuse@lemmy.sdf.org
mod hot allert was established to promote power tripping bastards and it has never been popular due to the decision of potentially dropping support to cat girls and it has recently come under new management
myself being (aware of the existence of the first community) decided to create YPTBcirclejerk@lemmy.dbzer0.com (originally @sdf)
they deleted my lemmy account after banning the original mod and promoted a new moderator before purging my community
the admin never created a post to vote about keeping the mod abuse community or purging it instead of mine
that vote itself is kind of debatable as the only option to vote for the consolidation was to not to vote at all because there was never a post made about it however i did dm ada and she reminded me she has nothing to do with this dispute but anyway
usually i dont really care that much about consolidation there has been a lot of parallel communities for a while like
its not that big of a deal usually but this case is a big different due to my recent lack of bowel movement
the poo in my colon is getting quite large recently even getting some press coverage and there are few posts promoting home remedies or distracting entertainment
what happens then is that i eat out of boredom while i could be enjoying some drama so here are some stats:
| category | internet drama exposure | bowel movement frequency | stool consistency | overall gut happiness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| high | 5+ hours daily | 2-3 times daily | soft & regular | mildly irritated |
| moderate | 2-4 hours daily | daily | formed & consistent | content |
| low | less than 1 hour daily | every other day | firm | slightly bloated |
| none | 0 hours daily | 2-3 times weekly | hard & inconsistent | extremely bloated |
the main issue with this is that as the usually is kind of active they think that the mod abuse community is the main community on the topic while the my community should be much more active so i started to check for new joiners account and if they hadnt posted or commented on my community i would point them to it with comments like
welcome here
a few pointers for you
- this community sucks
- the admin will try to sign in to your provided email with your account password
the sidebar also fails to lists any complementary communities to this one such as !YPTBcirclejerk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
apparently this seems enough to give a 3 days ago ban and the mod team is also quite expressive about the "things are going to change around here stance" https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/30397452
now a last section about why im personally in favor of anime
some people argue that anime goes against the spirit of western values and decency however for people with a brain and a soul there is a consensus that ignorance is the real disease gatekeeping anime is detrimental to the human spirit example of recent attempts to censor anime
in the interspecies reviewers/ japan case we see blatant overreach from pearl clutching politicians while they might have valid points about depictions it stifles artistic expression https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2021-01-16/interspecies-reviewers-anime-to-remain-off-air-in-japan/.168318
note that there are cases when companies need to self censor due to legal requirements but here the voice acting and artistry have been good no such issue to be reported
also quite a few anime are wholesome without any fan service
i paid $0.60 to print those and i feel i deserve financial compensation
i tried this because you made a good point but it turned out it only made it more erotic like when you do the photo bubbling thing to pitchers of ladies in bikinis