potoo22

joined 2 years ago
[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you still have 4 edges in a circle. Just make a circle in the circle. Now you basically have an edible plate.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When a serial killer meets a parallel killer

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Downloading this to send to a couple of people

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Mongo is appalled

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Once Oracle has control over it, it has to get better... right? Right!?

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

"I don't make mistakes" = person incapable of personal growth. Their personal life story would just be cringe.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The republicans haven’t figured out a way to be racist towards clankers yet, that’s all.

Fixed that for you

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oi! That's a right load of poppycock!

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

"You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup."

Goddamnit Kyle!

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

Just keep regenerating data until it's something the stock holders like. Doesn't matter if it's BS. They're already accustomed to that.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I could, I'd throw a chancla at that person

 

Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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