If you go with some old school Gillette razors there are ones that might be up your alley.
My wife has one of these but in pink - the long handle is evidently better for shaving legs than a standard safety razor?
There are plenty of good soaps to choose from that avoid the overly manly smells - Taylor of Old Bond Street's Avocado smells delightful and not manly at all.
But I agree, most of the modern day options seem over the top (looking at you Art of Shaving mall store).
I wasn't sure about the Steam Deck, but my god man - it truly is the best of all worlds.
I've played Chronotrigger on here, Skies of Arcadia, and Civ3. Lately I've been going through the Yakuza series for the first time.
I will say that I'm always a little tempted to get a console for the exclusive new titles, but I can never justify the price when I have such a big backlog of games already.