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Also, let's be fair: if wishes were coming true, I'd never trust myself not to ask for a whole passel o' her, knowing full-well the djinn'd get clever and put them all in the same body. 🤌🏼

I wouldn't complain, but still. Ancient Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times", and all that.😅

...is the most fun Matt Damon.

Aww, did someone drop his binkie? 🤣🖕🏼

Don't worry, I'm sure someone'll stick up for you, one of these days, kiddo. Keep being you. It's going great.

Aww, did someone drop his binkie? 🤣🖕🏼

Don't worry, I'm sure someone'll stick up for you, one of these days, kiddo. Keep being you. It's going great.

True enough, though I gotta admit: a team of even mildly organized squirrels make the tree player (VR) wonder if someone cranked up the difficulty after the kiddos had their turns in the seat. 🥹😂

Did I choose poorly by believing her that she was a nut doctor? 🫪

He just had to show up without a shovel, honestly. 🤌🏼

Golden showers for all MAGAts everywhere!

(Don't worry about sourcing that supply, just use whatever's cheapest and slap a foil Made In Murica sticker on it. Hurry!)

His is called a nopebook.

Squirrel Girl is dangerously attractive for all the best reasons my doc warned me about. 😶

That's fairly privileged of you. Millions upon millions aren't able to do what you do so nonchalantly, fellow human. Enjoy your own circumstances for what they are to you, but let's not imply that it's "easy" for anyone else to do the same. ✊🏼

Stop chasing away the coyotes, corvids, raptors, snakes, or pretty much any mid-tier predator, then. Coexist > consume.