nullPointer

the blank stares you get when mentioning the word "directory"

I use it here and there. it just seems to shift effort from writing code to reading and fixing code. the "amount" of work is about the same.

people not having healthcare... got that one taken care of, whats next?

the call of the void

it's usually higher up non-technical people making that decision. you are preaching to the choir.

which train will take me to my house?

use a Norfolk island pine.

here is somewhat less:

return (number % 2) == 0;

here is another one: did you know that Marilyn Manson was "Paul" from The Wonder Years