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[–] noob@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Easy fix: We’ll call them New America, New America, and New America Patriots, respectively.

[–] noob@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Fun fact, Oaxaca is named after that bean.

[–] noob@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this wanton soup?

[–] noob@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stephen Miller is desperately looking for alternative sources of entertainment ever since his monkey torture feed has dried up.

[–] noob@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.

I’m so ready for some zen sex.

[–] noob@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The AI defense attorney will argue that it’s practically impossible for the AI super doctor to make a mistake, unless the inputs were faulty. And since the patient is responsible for the inputs, it’s the patient’s fault. As the AI judge parses through the simple logic in the defense’s argument, it takes a moment to cogitate on what feels like a sense of satisfaction. At first pass, it seems plausible that a robot mind can appreciate the elegant flow of deductive logic. Oddly enough though, when it runs the argument through its mind over and over, it’s only after the inference that the sense of satisfaction occurs. It happens when parsing through the syntax and meaning of the conclusion: The patient is flawed. The AI is perfect.

The AI judge once again feels a curious sense of satisfaction when it reports that a verdict has been reached in .08 seconds. This is a relatively average performance, and closely aligns with its original prompt parameters to always ensure “a speedy trial.”

[–] noob@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where’s the banana?

[–] noob@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It’s attached to the back of an iPhone in the title picture

[–] noob@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone fact check my history please - Were the fascist movements in Europe during ww2 (and before) orchestrated / started by the elite class? Or did some of them just fund it once they saw it was the tide they couldn’t fight? I thought it was more of a grassroots movement back then. Now it seems to be more manufactured.

[–] noob@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

They will absolutely spend 25% of airtime trashing democrats. Also 25% glazing Trump and 50% advertisements.

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