last_philosopher

Annual raise time: "Your performance was great, but we gave you a low review because if we rated you appropriately we'd have to give you a raise, and investors want us to cut costs."

Quite the opposite, or so the Germans would have us believe:

I die with a happy heart, aware of the immeasurable deeds and achievements of our soldiers at the front, our women at home, the achievements of our farmers and workers and the work, unique in history, of our youth who bear my name.

And you'll never guess who he blamed for starting the war.

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/My_Political_Testament

That doesn't mean verified anymore, it means she paid Elon for special treatment.

I think about 90% of these posts that are images of random people's social media posts are just people not getting jokes

"Remember when I promised I'd fix your computer?"
"That's right! You did!"
"I lied."

I don't have an account there but my guess is that "create" link in the top right

The problem is in parks everyone is too spread out to talk to strangers. There needs to be a park with a bar to bring everyone together.

Everyone thinks Newton is smart until they read his cure for the plague

If you have a retirement account, it's probably in some sort of stocks. Be aware of what those are. Consider including some non-American index funds that are not particularly tech heavy. S&P index funds are significantly exposed to AI-related tech companies, and their usual safety is currently questionable.

I give through my employer which matches donations. You should look into whether that's available since it'll double the amount.

Decentralized truth is essential to human freedom. It's not enough to just run wikipedia as a bare bones site, they need to be able to adapt to the times and maybe even fund new projects with the same goals. For people who actually care about the future, it's hard to think of a better use of the money.

FLAKENSTEINS

I'm still guessing.