insanemantis

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submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by insanemantis@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

It's a crime that involves burning someone else's property!

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Like any food, it depends on if it was frozen/boxed or actually cooked. If that mac is homemade then kudos to the cook

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Yeah, one of the things that I WILL say there's an art to... is trying to get Genmoji to generate emojis of copyrighted things without triggering its programming. All creativity goes into basically doing everything you can to walk around the obvious

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

And what level of reading and writing is required?

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world -1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

How can you have infinite time to do something and never, ever do it?

There's no such thing as a perfectly zero percent chance of anything. Roll enough times, roll 52! times or Googolplex times and you'll see the most crazy shit happen

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Idk, either of us. I was just going off vibes

 

Sidenote, if that's what zombies eat then maybe we can just keep giving them lard to snack on

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You either die a flamewar or live long enough to see yourself become the friends

Something something yellow name [MERCY] [SPARE]

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You talking about the inevitable heat death of the universe?

Yeah there's a 100% chance that it won't stay like that. Just a matter of time until whatever caused the atoms and energies to become clumpy and imperfect is going to do it again in some big or small way. There's no beginning and end to the universe, which means that it has existed for an infinite amount of time, which also means that heat deaths have happened before

Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Everything has already happened and will always happen, over and over again in incomprehensible stretches of time that the human brain is not capable of quantifying

One day you will be a green pigeon with legs made of beans, who is the president of basketball planet. Everything has happened before and will happen again, just like anything ever

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I heard you the first time, goosey boy

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He was put on the spot and couldn't think of something better, so he just ran with it and began demonstrating until it somehow caught on

You should see how he explained the multicolor bedsheet mouth gag

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

If nonexistence was temporary before birth, surely it won't be temporary after birth

Yeah it'll be a hella long time before your mind molecules come together again, sure

But you won't feel how long it was. You'll just be born again with a new and different existence

Time goes to infinity, which means that there is a 100% chance of it happening again in any given amount of time

 
 
[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Thankfully, the venn diagram between people who don't read and people who use AI is a circle. Makes it easier to tell

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

No cuz at least a human actually took the time to scrawl that shit on there

 
 
 
 

STEVE!!! STEEEEEEEVE! STEEEEEVE!

I brought you... a little gift...

THIS COMMUNITY FOR BIGTOP BURGER!

So you can post about it... like a good Steve!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/53186388

Credit: @simone_draws_sometimes on Instagram

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/53185986

Credit: @simone_draws_sometimes on Instagram

This is so canon

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