goosehorse

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[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In my mind, you're the one in charge of doing the "cooking" tasks at a fast food place, you're probably well within your right lmao

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lmao I'm sorry, the caffeine was hitting and my reading comprehension failed me


I saw "fire house" and interpreted that as the sub shop.

Thank you for your very important public service and for keeping your crew fed!

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You probably know this since you work in a kitchen, but a buddy recently taught me that the trick for taking the edge off raw onion---e.g. to put on a salad or burger---is to soak the slices in cold water for a few minutes. Keeps the sweetness and flavor, but seriously reduces the sulfuric burn!

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Don't these fart-huffing jackasses understand that I actually need to read my e-mails to plan physical meetings with other flesh-based entities?

It's difficult for me to fathom how someone could risk their work getting fucked up by non-deterministic software.

To me, it's not worth the risk or the hassle to set up and babysit a piece of software that might get shit wrong when I can just do it correctly in the first place.

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once, while working a blue collar job, I encountered a person who didn't know the word "citrus".

They tried sounding it out: "sigh-truss" is where they landed.

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Emily Nenni fuckin rules

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Ain't No Sunshine by all the fucking bands covering it and fucking it up. Absolutely hate that song.

Truly the Mustang Sally of this era.

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah, I remember listening to The Dollop about this dude and realizing he was part of the reason for all the POW/MIA flags when I was growing up lol

Link to the first part on YT: here

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm sure the OED has the correct answer, but here's a a source about a similar aphorism.

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Came here to say this. moisturizer is great!

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I love TBOI, and intend to pick this up today.

 

Woke up this morning to my work calendar app** with an "updated" UI.

A few months ago, they reverted a change that had made event names totally unreadable on mobile. Apparently, people complained that event names still weren't readable, so instead of implementing different view options (monthly, weekly, etc), it appears that their UX/UI team hit the crack pipe and decided to axe the month view altogether for mobile users.

No thanks, I don't want to "scroll in any direction across the calendar to view [my] events", I want to see what I have coming up later this week and for the next few weeks at a glance.

**I scrubbed the logo because this is (presumably) a small company with a specialized product for the industry I'm in. I scrolled back to December for the screenshot so as to not doxx myself with events from my work schedule.

Edit: The excellent help desk person passed along my complaint and sent word that they put in a toggle to allow for the full, 7-week calendar view. They got it fixed within a day!

 

My cat disappeared Thanksgiving 2022.

We searched for months, putting fliers all over town, enlisting the local rescue organization to help us set out cameras, and so forth. Went through so many false alarms over the following months, but no luck finding him.

After his siblings died last year, my housemate and I adopted another cat, and unfortunately, she passed away at their new house a few days ago.

My friend and former housemate had been considering adopting a second cat anyway, so he hopped on Facebook to check out the local rescue org's page.

A few posts down, he found my boy had been boarded at a local vet's office after the elderly couple who had been taking care of him for the past year was no longer able.

This vet normally gives cats a week, but since my boy is so sweet, they gave him three. I picked him up yesterday, on the last day of the last week.

Reunited after two years, and I'm still in shock.

 

The Orange Molecat likes to tunnel under blankets and mattress toppers.

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