geomela

joined 2 years ago
[–] geomela@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it's definitely 'Horse'

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A dentist that does non-necessary procedures, like filing cabinets or pre-emptive fillings, causes harm.

I agree. I'll do my own filing cabinets and he can stick to dentistry.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My body will be ridged

For her pleasure?

Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it's 'ribbed'. I'm not sure what a 'ridged' condom would be like, probably not great.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

In that case, your balls probably won't explode then.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life

I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky

But why, why, why can't it be, oh can't it be mine?

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

What's gis? Cos apparently I'm one.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

O holy night is my favourite old Christmas song and this is a banging version of it.

Tommee Proffitt feat. Tauren Wells & SVRCINA https://youtu.be/OsfGJuugPUk

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Are they going to find out they've mutated again?

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh. Only ever heard about these bugs, never seen it written down. Guess I'm today years old when I found out they're not actually 'Dunebugs'.

Every day's a school day.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's me, cos I'm shit.

[–] geomela@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He cannot sanction his buffoonery.

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