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What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.

Wrong. These cats were for killing vermin outside. Guy should have got a couple of big dogs.

Source: kept a bunch of barn cats alive for many years in coyote country.

That's video game culture where noob is an insult. No way to master something without being a noob first.

The supreme court: we'll put an emergency stay on this order, pending a decision two years from now, because irreparable harm could happen if we don't allow Donny to do whatever he feels like.

What a dumb trade. Russia has near zero power in Venezuela.

We had a run

prediction: Lost in a phone upgrade.

She thinks you are not many things

The Buddha would disagree.

Try dropping your phone from a hot air balloon and see which one hits the ground first.

Is this some kind of meta-joke? What does Saddam have to do with 9/11?

And then there's Mississippi

That's not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here's another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g