doctortofu

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[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ahh, I wasn't aware of that, thanks! The more you know.

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Wonder how soon Discord decides third party apps like this one are bad and does a reddit by either turning off API access completely or charging extortionate prices for it...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 64 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The price increase is absurd. I cancelled too, because while I do play quite a bit, this level of corporate greed is completely unjustifiable to me. If rather watch playthroughs of new games on Twitch or YouTube and then buy them a year later on sale than pay this bloody much, eff that.

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 11 points 11 months ago

It's clear that this proposal was made by people who never properly worked a day in their life - otherwise they'd know how exhausting 8 hours already is...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Rich assholes really want to bring back slavery through baby steps, don't they? 13-hour workdays? What's next, chaining people to their workstations to make sure they don't slack off? Whippings as punishment for not meeting KPIs? It's beyond ridiculous, I'm glad people are striking!

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 6 points 11 months ago

Can you bend the knee so hard it breaks? Because that's what all those companies are doing...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you using a time machibe to access Amazon in the past? Because for me the experience looks more like this:

  1. I type in "amazon.com" in my browser
  2. I use the search bar and get a bunch of sponsored results that are not what I was searching for at all and all use the same garbage photoshopped photos
  3. I scroll through pages upon pages of irrelevant dropshipped garbage offered by companies like JHUVOY, BRILGOVA and other random letters.
  4. I finally find something that looks like it's not a cheap knockoff
  5. I add it to my shopping cart and click through offers for Amazon prime and offers for dropshipped garbage that I might want to add to my cart.
  6. I proceed to payment

Sigh, I really miss the old internet, I truly do...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 15 points 11 months ago

Because there are so few Palestinians left alive that they can be surveyed using binoculars, pen and paper now? Sure, it's great they stopped, but they sure took they sweet time...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 19 points 11 months ago

Don't you hate it when you mistype a comma and your code to show ads suddenly issues a pull request, approves it, uploads itself to staging, goes through QA and then deploys to prod completely by accident? I know I do! /s

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Looking forward to how Disney rephrases "because at the time we thought gargling a shriveled orange ballsack would be the most profitable option for us" into a nice lengthy shareholder notice...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Replace the stars on the flag with his face too while you're at it! Hell, change the name of the country to Charliekirkistan too, why the hell not?!

Fucking hell, this really is the dumbest timeline...

[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can we instead "deport" every moron who supports this insanity to the moon, or if that's too expensive to the bottom of the sea perhaps? What in the everloving fuck are these people even thinking?!

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