chode_tode

joined 5 months ago
[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's like when they have their weekly meetings, their discussion revolves around what they can possibly do to get people to hate them even more.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One time I went to a strip club when I turned 18. I was gifted a lapdance from my bud and as I sat excitedly on the chair, the woman came out and began to grind on me and shake her ass while bent over near my face. I quickly realized her ass stank. Her ass stank pretty bad. Why had no one told her she stank?? Why did it have to be me to be the first to notice??? Am I a victim here??

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

This pedo blob doesn't even Drive anything...

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It was those damn pesky KIDS. DAMN KIDS.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I cant stand when people say this. I guess just fuck everyone cause jack shit aint happening to you.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dropped Microsoft a long time ago. Loving every second of it.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Im the truck guy.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

They're rimming his supposed deal lol

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Ya'll are still paying for this shit? LOL.

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...

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