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A true hommie (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by chicken@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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How sad is that Persian cuisine? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn since 1990 too

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No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Cats are wise (sh.itjust.works)
 
Funniest Joke Ever! in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds (sh.itjust.works)
 
What Loosens a Vagins? in c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

am I pregnat?

Just in case there’s someone who hasn’t seen this masterpiece

... harvested by candlelight...! in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol u right, it does say forced rhubarb. I got too excited to read apparently

... harvested by candlelight...! in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably made from forced rhubarb, rhubarb grown in the dark, which grows so fast you can hear it.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/forced-rhubarb-makes-sound

I rember! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Why only blurr the license plate in one of the images…?

Dumb glasses in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 112 points 3 weeks ago (33 children)

My biggest pet peeve in life is this meme bc THIS IS NOT HOW QR CODES WORK THEY DO NOT SCAN AUTOMATICALLY YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE WEBSITE

*Permanently Deleted* in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Straight fracts

My glasses in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But you see, my good fellow, you’ve shown nary a bit of proof for this supposed intellect. How could I, an internet user of honor and integrity, accept such a duel when I know not if my actions will be akin to bullying a simpleton?

My glasses in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Do you not understand the joke?

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Come and take it (sh.itjust.works)
 

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Yes, thank you. That is the furniture I was looking for. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well it’d be hard to guillotine some with a non broken mirror

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REM and Haze (sh.itjust.works)
 

Credit to Reddit user u/AceFloatinginSpace

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Pros and cons (sh.itjust.works)
 
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