beemikeoak

joined 1 year ago
[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

I won't be at the movie premier unfortunately. Too busy combusting to power the theaters.

But I still believe in y'all. C'mon y'all can vote our way out of this shit!

Justice what's her face with Hispanic last names allowed the terror to continue. I don't know what to think. Hello! They are playing dirty. We need to play dirty too. The good side must play dirty.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 months ago

But my left handed microscope scissors rat nail polishing encabrulator only works on windows 11 if it has AI! Whatever should I do?!!!

Rat flies out of the window nails, face ears all properly painted and polished.... Then the windows 11disk followed by the rest of the computer parts and the bat that did it all in.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

Who's attacking? Wait don't tell me. Does it rhyme with dufys *rump?

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 months ago

No, we just can't delete it.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

My old projector doesn't even have anyone knitting in it but it smells like grandma.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 5 months ago

Its a FMF flying mouth fuck or FFF flying face fuck

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

Lies, compare:

To guadalajara:

Mexico

NewYork

LA

Debbie does

What we need is less people. Simple, use a condom.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

20 years too late. Open source to Linux. Make it compatible with subsonic or navidrome.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

Oh you're right!

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Looks like an elephant made the tusk.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 months ago

I'm going to knock your shoes off with real science.

All our senses, touch, hearing, seeing, smell, taste, vision, are all based on a delayed system where a thing is sensed and then a little later the brain gets that information and processes it. In other words we live in the past while our bodies are in the present reacting to the future.

After smelling a bear the brain reacts and sends a message to the legs to run like hell. However the bear has already grabbed you so as a result someone else who did run far away enough hears your cries from a few milliseconds in the past, turns around and sees your legs waggling like you wanted to run.

We are basically only aware of the recent past from a few milliseconds ago.

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