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So True!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

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erm, can we get an 'amen' 🙏

in the COMMENTS?! 🗣️

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RIP Jonathan, 1832-2026 (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Miss you big tortoise

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When the 🌏 seems to ✨like you've had too much 🍷, that's (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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When the 🌕hits your 👁️ like a big 🍕 🥧 that's a (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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DW still on the site lol

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So it's not just me who thinks the Katamari Damacy King is fucking terrifying, right? (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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Like, I don't mean in the cosmic horror sense that you're turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he'd be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he's going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?

Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn't get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn't play it again.

Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey

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What does this even mean (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/gossip@hexbear.net

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Saw this on reddit-logo and it was so bad it made me break my streak of browsing and not posting