WhereGrapesMayRule

You fool me once...You fool me. The point is you can't get fooled again.

-George W. Bush

I went back and looked for it, but the cigarette machine in the bowling alley that stole all my quarters was gone.

There can be only one.

I use my own modem and my own router with XFinity.

Get your own gateway. Don't rent theirs.

Criminal

Pee when you have the chance.

There's a fuel distributor near me named "Just Oil (and more!)"

Seriously though. If they aren't just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

Explaining why he put that many holes in the wall to his wife is going to be a sticky situation.

Now THAT'S a horse cock.

Lady, you got creampied by Casper. Eat the L.

Blocking a road doesn't affect anyone's supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.