WaitThisIsntReddit

joined 2 years ago
[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The crazy is whomever is getting off at the time.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I did for a while after getting banned. Later though, there was so little value going there it was mostly just habit. Now I barely spend a minute scrolling headlines just for game news and I'm out. It really is a worthless waste of space at this point. If anyone is like I was, just scrolling with no joy, go play a game. Watch a video. Read a book. As a last resort, go outside. Anything is better than scrolling that shit hole. If you're so dopamined you can't experience joy from anything but social media, start by not bringing your phone to the bathroom and do a couple jumping jacks. You'll be a lot happier with the ability to enjoy things with actual substance.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Apparently you can just walk up to some of them on the street and have a chat.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I prefer remote play, which is where I discreetly install a camera and wireless bidet.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Or don't broadcast your problems without context.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

What's some of your favorite games?

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A couple agent iterations will compile. Definitely won't do what you wanted though, and if it does it will be the dumbest way possible.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

We're not homophobic, we just know Maga is so it's really funny.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's half of codependence?

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Or did the depression let up enough to clean your room?

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