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I used strawpoll.com which, well, works

Doodle, the site where you make polls to schedule stuff with friends, that Doodle, wants me to PAY THEM to have a poll with more than 10 dates xDDDDD

I'm wheezing, I'm sorry, what xD DOODLE? A PRO PLAN for DOODLE? xDDD

Can't stop laughing at "drives public outcomes AT SCALE", when you can't decide if you're a political org or a software consultancy.

Operationalizing into a synergistic workflow-driven organization with the energy of a startup that drives impactful public platforms at web scale for the AI revolution

which in polymarket apparently amounts to token holders in an external DAO called UMA voting in proportion to their holdings to resolve disputes,

Wait that's even fucking dumber than I thought it was, good grief

Everything I've learnt about prediction casinos is against my will and all of it is somehow the dumbest shit imaginable. I went through crypto, NFTs, the metaverse, and 3 years of AI bullshit, and nothing reached this level of psychic damage before.

the original GMO crops

The original GMO crops would be like, broccoli existing and bananas not sucking ass. Monsanto are villains but they didn't invent genetics or selection.

We are good on opsec

AI Winter but with the same connotations as a nuclear one

this man is allocating municipal water to a crabgrass cluster with no monetization strategy

This is poetry, AI could never

Huh, interesting, when the price was close to 100K I saw roughly eighty-six hundred headlines about it everywhere. But it lost almost half of that and it didn't make the news? Huh. I wonder how that works.

To ​be included in the S&P 500, a company must be profitable

This is just discrimination. Is S&P scared of innovation? HFSP

Nightmare blunt rotation

I absolutely do get to call everyone who uses LLMs chuds, I actually do it all the time, it's a great past time that keeps me healthy and moisturised.