Lagertha will always be in my heart.
Totally_not_a_bot
joined 2 years ago
I love Asian pubes. They tend to be wavy or straight and not curly. I’ve never been with an Asian woman to check, but the pubes also seem to be thinner than western ones.
Close the dishwasher so you can vacuum underneath!
Isn’t the left the girl from The Boys?
Not a single bush in sight.
Now I’m old (50s) with kids still at home, so I’d say once every two weeks, maybe. When we were dating, we had sex in a then desert beach and near a waterfall at a national park (it was rainy, so nobody around). After marriage it was twice or three times a week. With former girlfriends, I’ve done it inside the car in a traditional dating spot, tried in the shower once and never again, in an “adults only” campsite where we could hear everyone fucking at night.
And I’m not even joking, I’ve done it. Another thing that looks super romantic in movies but is terrible IRL is shower sex. It’s like being waterboarded all the time.
Beach sex is awful! Sand is rough, it gets everywhere.
Didn’t this result in a permanent ban for her? I remember this story.
Teenage me was blessed by FOUR women in two apartments. Two, I think lesbians, had the habit of walking around topless. My mother joked that my father would develop a neck problem trying to cook and look at the same time.
The other two were in an apartment below and I had full view of the bedroom. One girl would simply change clothes with the curtains open. The other would have full blown sex, once in a while being verbal “oh I’m gonna cum!!!”.
Nice times.
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