I once saw a barmaid singing along to a popular song, and jump onto a table while singing. The whole bar joined in, singing and dancing. Moments after the song ended, my friends came back into the room, where everything was back to normal, and they didn't believe that anything had happened!
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Why? Did the coffee go cold?
You think this is funny? Well, this picture says otherwise.
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My laptop's wireless mouse has used the same AAA battery for months, and it gets used regularly. It's not daily, but it's at least a few times a week for an hour, and usually a lot more.
My wired mouse on my PC gets used about the same amount, but the cable occasionally catches under the corner of the keyboard. It's not helped by the fact that I move the keyboard around depending on what I'm doing. That's also the reason I'm considering a wireless keyboard as well though.
It only works when you say it with that TV California surfer accent too though, like
Shyeah, duuude, it's like tohtally tubular! 😎
If it helps, I misread the top line as 'Thoughts aren't faces', and had no idea what was going on 😂
I did something similar with Inkscape a few years ago. I needed a quick logo for something, but wanted to be able to resize it easily. I knocked up something basic, then played with it when I had some free time. I'm still not particularly good, but I can do the basics :)
I find that restoring multiple Firefox windows is hard work, they appear randomly on one of my two screens. Also, when I open a program but move the mouse to the other screen while it's loading, the program sometimes follows the mouse and opens on the other screen.
Plot twist - it was a Roomba with a knife, and there's a manhunt on for the surgeon
The seemingly constant multiple posting and duplicates. There are people on here who find a link and post it individually to multiple communities without comment and without cross posting. Three or four times is bad enough, but I blocked someone a while back who posted the same link to about 15 separate communities one after the other. Other people then posted the exact same link to some of the same communities.
People who post links without any sort of comment too. Lemmy is a link aggregator and discussion forum, but most people ignore the second part. It's especially annoying when it's got a vague title and links to a shitty site with a paywall so that you can't even find out what it's about.
I don't know why some dipshit has downvoted you, but I've got a matte screen protector for my tablet. It doesn't completely stop light from reflecting, but it doesn't reflect enough detail for you to see your face.
I hope you get help with the dysmorphia and feel better about yourself soon 👍
It's possibly the fact that it specifies the enslavement of Africans too. I don't know much about this, but would that sound like it's minimising other countries experiences, or current slavery?
Edit: clarified a sentence