
I like the second one the best. Well done!
4-pounds
6,000 calories

I can't take all the credit, the one who posted this is @anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net
Are you talking about me, or the person in the photo? If you're talking about the former, then you would be correct.
My God, they did it. They actually fixed her.
See also: Schrödinger's neurodivergence.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you like this?"
"There's nothing wrong with you, you need to stop making excuses."
They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day's work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too "gay" for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like "I don't know what you think you're doing in there" and "I just need to make sure you're not doing anything funny".
Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?
But what if one day five years from now you need to move 20 refrigerators at midnight and all the trains suddenly break down?
/s
Yeah, but then you have to watch Megalopolis.