SovietBeerTruckOperator

Scenario: Aliens gift humanity some mega power plant that runs off a black hole or some shit. Maybe it's a quantum time battery or perpetual motion machine, whatever.

If we plopped it somewhere on Earth, could humanity build infrastructure across the globe to provide everyone with near unlimited clean electricity?

Eventually he gets arrested for going into a Pizza Hut with a 12 gauge to save the kids in the basement.

I was reading an article about people who play D&D inside prison, and since most prisons ban dice but not card decks some prisoners deal out cards face down and use them instead of dice rolls.

I found that idea compelling since it could bring an extra layer of strategy to the game. Dice rolls are totally random but you have SOME knowledge of what kind of cards you may have in your deck. You could have a system where the DM can see their cards but players can't so they can play cards based on how challenging they want to make something, or have player abilities that let them see their next three cards, or play three cards and pick the best, what have you.

Idk, there's probably flaws with this system I haven't thought of but it seemed cool as a random thought.

All this shit with temples on islands and creepy pedo poetry, we need to RETVRN to the days of the Mayor getting busted by a crack newspaper man chasing a saucy (adult) dame around a motel room.

"There's just one thing I don't get, why did someone replace the glass in Klaasje room right before the murder."

And then Dutch is like: "Arthur, what you don't understand is that punching that old lady..." and then he says some bullshit, and then you go on a mission to punch and old lady.

Clearly the Earth is FLAT and my nagging ex-wife was tricked into leaving me by the round Earth Cabal.

Some buys a DVD off the dark web expecting to see some fucked shit but then it's just some nerdy dude holding up little brass boxes and going...

"...so this item was recovered from the ruins of an East India Trading company outpost in Indonesia and is dated to circa 1780!'

I work retail, and customer and fellow employee alike have no ability to google fucking anything, and this isn't bound by any age bracket or demographic. Young and old alike, half my job is googling shit for them, I'll do it in front of them in an attempt to be like "see you can do this yourself next time" and it never works. People will call my shop and ask me to google the phone number and directions TO OTHER STORES!

I forced a younger coworker to google a question he asked me yesterday and I swear I heard the fucking 2001 Space Odyssey theme played as he realized you can find information to answers your questions yourself!

I met a trans lesbian socialist who does a lot of pro-Palestine organizing recently.

She also really likes Rick and Morty.