SlykeThePhoxenix

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Every dependency you add is a supply chain attack waiting to happen in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

The discovered ones anyway.

Has your company lost its mind with AI, too? in c/ask_experienced_devs@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Let them eat slop" - Queen Marie-Antoinette

(Yes I know she didn't actually say it but let me have it)

When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ button in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

A wizard never reveals his secret

Thanks for asking... in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
The Junior Developer Is Going Extinct in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

WFH (option to come to the office if they want). 4 day 8 hour work days. Flexible start/end times. At least 4 week paid holidays per year (mandatory). $100k+ salary.

Error handling in bash in c/programming@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I only use -eu. -o sometimes breaks

Got Hit with YouTube Age Verification Check in c/privacy@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My Google account is almost 18 years old.

don't do ai and code kids in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love how it just vanishes into a puff of logic at the end.

Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time" in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
*Permanently Deleted* in c/tech@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

I thought it was those damned Bitcoin miners?

Binary in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never ask for 2 beers though.

Can't unsee in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

With a bit of honey and a golf ball.

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Microsoft's first-ever programming language was just open-sourced (www.pcworld.com)
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